Okay.....

I say that so much!

Sorry for all the weird stuff I will try to organize... I know its hard.

Well, my puppy's VERY cute today and I want to cuddle with him under the covers...
No. Im not a pervert, How could you even think that!

you always think perverted thoughts (im directing this to my friend SO STAY OUT OF IT!)
Wow I get off track SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO quickly.



Se ya Later,
Cellis

Okay....

So sorry i cant post the week update AKA newsflash


So tonight my parents and my moms co-worker forced me to watch HSM3 (high school musical 3)

So this is my review:

. So i watched it and it was boooooooring. Zack and Vanessa were singing and singing... every time they met they sang! Also it was the same story as the first one: a big thing happens, a girl tries to steal the spotlight, good previels and every one lived happily ever after... BA!


Star Rating:

But all in all the acting what worth 3/4 of a star

Singing = 1 star

Story = 1/4 of a star

Acting = 1/2 a star

Stars: 2.5 stars = so so


(Thats out of 5)


Se ya!
Cellis

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My mom and dad are forcing me to go to HSM3 (High School Musical 3)

Why me?

We are also going with a friends of my mom's and co-worker

Morning of Friday: dull

Well new polls are going up soon... so stay tuned!

if you want a new poll tell us (by comment)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Steak in the oven... so good

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Steak in the oven... so good

NEWSFLASH

So here is the grade newsflash: (this will happen every Thursday or Friday and sum up the week)
Monday: same ol, same ol, well we got the blog started!

Tuesday: no school! (big blogging day)

Wednesday: Back to school, trying to get Jamie log in info... least it was hump day!

Thursday: Giving Jamie log in info again... Nightingale Bamford play (wolf whistle)

That sums up the week (Friday will be posted tomorrow)

Well.. you cant blame me I was in a RUSH

Well i bet that something you cant say (ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)


Soooooooooooooo This is the end of THE PARENT CALL
Enjoy (or dont (which is the case often)) cool i put those things inside things(...) he he


This was deleted sorry...



The End




I tried!



Cellis

Maximum Ride!

Look! This is a small spoiler: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4433716/1/Ellas_Secret a crush revieled


and do you want wings? in five years you can! http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2002/mar/11/health.lifeandhealth

Smell ya later,
Cellis

Hows the new pic?

It's okay...

Parent Call

Sorry this was kicked off for being racy...

I tried!

Cellis

Hey!

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored

And a word from our sponcers...

Don't forget! Jamie's Stories Inc. Is brought to you by: Astrocream

P.S. side effects may include: Growing a third arm losing an arm, growing a third eye, losing half of your lips, growing a second nose, Growing a second Vajina! And losing control of all body parts. Like poor Cellis... Well exept the vajina!

PLEASE BUY ASTROCREAM! Nobody ever listens to my commercials! *Cries*

No...Duh

OMG start with the first story of course! THE PARENT CALL!     A.K.A. The one where ms. cashdollar and Nathen's dad meet at a meeting and start doing things!

OMG this is soooooooooo sad PASS THIS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PASS THIS ON



My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me. PASS THIS ON! STOP ABUSING OF CHILDREN!

.....?

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo What???????

Soooooooooo

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"Try not to cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Maximum Ride Fans, Hear this

Not like I didn't know but remember when fang started a blog in the second book?

Well, this is it: http://maximumride.blogspot.com/


सो हे एंड गो क्रेजी
Translation: So go crazy!
एब EB

Welcome, Readers

We have just lauched our new website featuring Jamie's funny stories in the bus.


So we're calling it busflash your favorite bus stories in a flash.

(and also there were no other names)



EB